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pudgeruffian

I don’t understand K-pop…

  • Why is she in a laundromat?
  • Why is she NOT doing laundry in the laundromat?
  • Why is she singing? Is she waiting for a load to finish?
  • Why is that washer behind her running? It’s empty.
  • Why’d she just open all of the machines at once? They can’t ALL be hers. Now people are gonna come back and their clothes aren’t gonna be dried/washed. That’s just disrespectful.
  • She also probably knocked all the water lines attached to the washing machines loose with that little snap of hers. Good thing the camera cuts away before the room starts to flood.
  • Who goes to a laundromat dressed like that? Are those her “laundry day” clothes? My laundry day look is bedhead, a too-small tanktop, and fuzzy Grinch pajamas with a hole in the crotch. Just as slutty, but less prep time.
  • I’m pretty sure that’s a bottle of drain cleaner behind her, not detergent.

K-pop idols don’t know how to wash clothes

pudgeruffian

I call it an egregious waste of water.

California is so dried out that it bursts into flames every time a 16 year old kid masturbates too fast, and Ahri’s over here letting the fuckin’ taps run so she can post instagram aesthetic pics with her tits inconspicuously poking in from the side of the frame.

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da-pun-master

I have the Bee Movie script memorized and my friends are telling me I should recite a couple minutes for the talent show… even better is that I’m a speed talker, at around 420 (ayyyyy) words per minute, so I can get even MORE of the script done

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Fun fact: Cheetahs only attack prey that runs

im-sherlocked-in-my-mindpalace

jesus that is good to know.

chandra75

Yup, that’s the point you just stay still and let it do whatever the fuck it wants that doesn’t involved you getting eaten. 

togamijail

REALLY FUN FACT for big cats cheetahs are fucking docile as shit

my grandfather ran a cheetah sanctuary in south africa and he’d just lie with them and sleep among them and they’d rub against him and chirp at him they’re big fucking babies

pkmnbreederbrianna

Another Fun Fact: Cheetahs are incredibly nervous animals. One of the (many) reason’s they’re going extinct is that cheetahs are so sensitive and nervous, some of them are literally too nervous to breed. Others will breed, but stress themselves out so much, they’ll lose their cubs.

So zoos with breeding programs had to figure out how to make cheetahs comfortable enough to first of all, get laid and secondly - not spazz themselves into miscarrying.

So what’d they do?
They gave the cheetah’s their very own Service Dogs!

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The dogs make them feel safe, protected and secure!

pizzalecki

AJHHHHFDDGHH SO PRECIOUS

renirabbit

this post just got so much better

steve-spaghetti

THIS IS OFFICIALLY MY FAVOURITE POST

wylltingtrees

feminists-against-feminism

God makes cheetas, god kills cheetas, god makes man, man makes dogs in order to live, man gives dog to cheeta in order for them to live, god is dog backwards

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ilovepeppers

Ariana grande following casey frey and him not following her back is really the most off the wall shit I can’t believe

ilovepeppers

omf

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beauty-and-the-dark-one

The mashup you never thought would work

dieharddaae-24601

Congratu-fucking-lations.

badgertablet

ok but this is just spicyhoney in song form?

queenofbiscuits

this is spicyhoney 300%

itsladykit

I hate both of you.

paintys-actual-art

this is the best thing the world has ever created

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If a person goes to the gym a lot we assume they are in shape, if they go to school a lot, we assume they are smart, but if they go to therapy a lot, we assume they are crazy. (source)

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bruiwinz40

HE SEES YOU WHEN YOU’RE SLEEPING

HE KNOWS WHEN YOU’RE AWAKE

HE KNOWS IF YOU’VE BEEN BAD OR GOOD

SO BE GOOD FOR GOODNESS SAKE

laughterkey

You better watch out

You better watch out

You better watch out

You better watch out

YOU BETTER WATCH OUT

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smallmetal

pride flags for all the frogs that were turned gay by the chemicals in the water 🐸✊🏳️‍🌈

smallmetal

yall see the words “gay” and “frog” and just slam that reblog huh

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beanmilks

Red berries ONLY

bukbot

I’M CAN’T BELIEBE.

thespectacularspider-girl

That noise of disgruntlement at the end!

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pudgeruffian

I’ve never played Spyro and I don’t have a Playstation. Never had much of an interest. 

Kinda just seemed like the Scalies version of Sonic. The Furries got the blue hedgehorg, so the lizard lovers sought out their own champion. 

Not my thing.


That being said, he’s really adorable in the remaster.

Lookit how he sits. <3

And he doesn’t run, he kinda skips and bounces around.

You’re pretty cute, purple Sonik.

pudgeruffian

Thank you, sexydragonboi330.

I see now that I was wrong to say that Purple Sonic is just “Sonic for Scalies”.

Afterall, if the Sonic fandom and the Purple Sonic fandom were similar in any way, I’d probably have some slightly out of touch fan with a Scaley username taking the joke way too seriously in the notes of this post by now.