they are both good boys
Ladybug: You were stabbed. Do you remember anything?
Rena Rouge: Only the ambulance ride to the hospital.
Ladybug: That wasn’t an ambulance, I drove you.
Rena Rouge: But I heard a siren.
Carapace: That was Chat Noir.
Chat Noir: I’m sorry, I got nervous.
This was George. He was a 9 year old Jack Russell who lived in the small town of Manaia, New Zealand. On April 29, 2007 he jumped into a losing fight with two Pit Bulls to protect two young children. According to witnesses he fought as hard as he could, but he never stood a chance and was severely mauled as the children were pulled to safety. George died from his wounds that afternoon at the vet.
remember in goblet of fire when minerva says ‘potter’s a boy, not a piece of meat!’
imagine harry telling her everything after the battle of hogwarts, telling her about how dumbledore raised him like a pig for slaughter, and how he had to die and mcgonagall gets so goddamned mad
she loses control for the first time that harry’s EVER seen and she’s actually yelling, she’s so pissed that harry was seventeen and he had to accept death and dumbledore KNEW he would have to die and NEVER TOLD HIM
and harry’s about to cry because yeah his friends would be devastated if he was gone but NO ONE got this damn pissed that dumbledore had raised him so that he could die at the right time and mcgonagall’s in the middle of a rant and he just shoots up and hugs her and she’s stunned into silence but after a moment she hugs back and it’s great
and then she goes up to her office and starts screaming at dumbledore’s portrait because ‘i don’t care if it had to happen, albus, he is a CHILD-’
This is the Minerva McGonagall content we deserve, and make no mistake, we were robbed
new fave insult:
this is a weird hill you’ve chosen to die on, but at least you’re dead.
modebatty
Why has this got so many notes what the fuck Tumblr
coltcelestia
1) It’s title says something
2) The pictures provide what the title says
3) It ends with someone dramatically looking toward the camera
calibornsbottombitch
cause its funny look how thin that watermelon is its just flapping in the wind thats absurd
Chat noir: I’m sorry Marinette. I am honored by your feelings, but it would be too dangerous for us to date.
Marinette: (pretending to be more hurt then she is) I see… I understand. Is there no other way?
Chat noir: Sadly no, but I can set you up with a friend of mine. Great guy.
Marinette: I appreciate it Chat noir, but that’s okay.
Chat noir: I understand. I’ll tell Adrien you weren’t interested. (About to head off)
(Marinette tackles him to the ground)
Marinette: You better f***ing not!
When you are surrounded by predators lol (honestly thats what i was thinking about for a long time, sorry for my nasty ass again)


I haven’t been able to get the full video but we just celebrated one of our steam locomotives turning 145 by chucking a chocolate cake into her firebox
Hiccup, to the riders: I just don’t see why you don’t treat me as a responsible adult more often.
Also Hiccup: GUYS LOOK IT’S A RARE BREED OF RAZORWHIP DRAGON IN ITS NATURAL HABITAT JUST WAITING TO BE STUDIED AND IT’S NEVER EVEN SEEN A HUMAN BEFORE
Hiccup: …
Hiccup: IM GONNA TOUCH IT
According to this meme I made in 2016, 2018 is the last year in a barrage of terrible years. In 2019, the suffering will end and good things will come to us once again
Reblog for a good 2019, because goddamnit we all need it.
#when someone apologizes to me









